|7.16 "Witch Hunt"
||[Mar. 17th, 2004|07:09 pm]
Abby: Luka, I think one of the kids from the coffee shop broke into the apartment.|
Luka: I got breakfast.
Abby: I don't believe in breakfast.
Luka: It's the most important meal of the day.
Abby: That's never been medically proven.
Abby: What, did the hotel fire you for getting up so early?
Abby: Well somebody should.
Rena: Maybe we could do it again some other time?
Carter: What about, uh?
Rena: Well, you'll just have to be a little quieter.
Rena: Yeah, I think you yelled 'stat'
Elizabeth: Don't be such a nervous nelly.
Mark: Ok one, don't ever call me nelly.
Nurse: Actually the card says, I had a great evening, you can bring your own coffee next time.
Chen: Must've been one hell of an assessment Carter.
Dr. Legaspi: Ok, we're going to move you to your own room.
Patient: What if Jesus comes and I'm not here?
Dr. Legaspi: I'll have one of the nurses send him upstairs.
Patient: Would you!? Thank you!
Patient: Oh, you do have a bit of a black cloud hanging over you don't you dear? See, there's a crack in your lifeline.
Mark: Probably dry skin. Listen, while you're here, why don't you let me check you over?
Patient: Well you can if you want to; the cards have already told me. I will be dead by sundown.
Romano: Oh well that would explain the baby monitor I see strapped to your belly, or are you just glad to see me?
Elizabeth: You know Robert I read somewhere about a pregnant woman who killed her husband and got off on temporary insanity because of her hormonal imbalance.
Malucci: Todd's a basement wrestler.
Mark: I had an uncle who was a closet ballerina.
Carter: Graduate? How old are you?
Rena: 20....in September.
Carter: You're 19!?
Rena: Yeah...are you okay?
Carter: Oh my God.
Carter: I just had lunch with Rena and I think there's a problem.
Abby: What, does she chew with her mouth open?
Carter: She's young.
Abby: So? You're not exactly an old man yourself, you could use someone to loosen you up a little bit.
Carter: She's really young.
Abby: What is she, 23? 21? Is she 20?
Carter: In September.
Abby: She's a teenager!? Carter!
Carter: I didn't know!
Abby: You didn't ask?
Carter: Women don't like to tell you their age.
Carter: Well she's very mature for her age, you know. She's cool, she's fine, she'-
Abby: She's Britney Spears' little sister.
Mark: Mr. Kenny can go home, there's no known cure for being a pain in the ass.
Abby; You should get someone else.
Luka: I want you.
Abby: Could you just leave me alone please?
Luka: I can't do that.
Patient's dad: You son of a bitch, I'm gonna sue your ass.
Malucci: You can kiss it while you're at it.
Elizabeth: I spent the day doing wedding stuff.
Mark: You know, I'm not wearing a kilt.
Elizabeth: You'd look really good in a kilt.